Best Urdu Jokes

Sahab: Tummy pata ni tha k me naha raha hu
Tumko andar ni ana chiye tha
Nokar: Sahab me smjha k ap ni malkin naha rahi ha

Urdu Jokes

Life iz like maths. Frnds ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Ghm ko dvide kro, or hamesha mskrao.

Urdu Jokes

Urdu Jokes

Dsti Kro Collge wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flrt kro pros wali se, Pyr kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, or maar khao ghar wali se.

Urdu Jokes

Urdu Jokes

Khush to bht hoge tm,
Khush to bht hoge tum,K frwd karne k liye SMS ml gaya,Mgar ab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch b nhi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

Urdu Jokes

Valentine's day messages Valentine's day greetings Valentine's Day Wishes Romantic Valentine messager

If I could die early I would ask
 God if I could be your guardian angel,
 so I could wrap my wings around you
 and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Even though we are not together this
Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go.
Love you always.

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To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world.

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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Sayings Cute and lovely Morning WIshes

A good morning wish, for you my friend
May joy be yours, until day's end
With nothing but sunshine, no clouds at all
Until the evening shadows fall.

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Receive this gift of salam
Rapped with love
Tied with care &
Sealed with dua
To keep u safe &
Happy on every day !!!

Good morning

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Twinkle twinkle lazy star
kitna soyega uth ja yaar
up above the world so high
Sun has risen in the sky
uth ke jaldi pele chai
then call me & say hi

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The sun is shining and
It is a lovely day
I was thinking of you
And just wanted to
Wish you a
Really right and beautiful day

Good Mornings

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Good Morning Quotes Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Cute Good Morning Wishes Quotes

Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.

Have a good morning and great day ahead.

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Plz come out from room!
So that sun can rise,flowers can blossom,
birds can sing,bcoz all r waiting 2 see ur
beautiful SMILE;Good morning!

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Our life is like a good movie. Harmonious combination
of picture and sound. Like a movie without music,
 my life will be incomplete without you. Good morning.

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Always welcome a new day with a Smile
on Ur Lips,Love in Ur Heart & Good
Thoughts in Ur Mind....And Ull always have a
 WoNderFuL DaY..GoOd MoRnInG...

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